Birthday Quotes

  • No wise man ever wished to be younger.
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  • Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
  • It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
  • Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
  • From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.
  • May you live all the days of your life.
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
  • The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
  • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
  • Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.
  • Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.
  • I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing “Happy Birthday”.
  • We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~Author Unknown
  • There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
  • A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
  • Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:Your birthday as my own to me is dear...But yours gives most; for mine did only lendMe to the world; yours gave to me a friend.~Martial
  • Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
  • Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry
  • Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
  • In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. ~Robert Brault,
  • The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
  • You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Author Unknown
  • They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
  • Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ~Don Marquis
  • Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz
  • Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
  • Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote
  • Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey
  • Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy FulheimYouth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
  • You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown
  • I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
  • Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul Richter
  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
  • May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane
  • Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson