Favorite Quotes

• "Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved." Helen Keller
• "Fear God, and your enemies will fear you." Benjamin Franklin
• "Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure." Benjamin Franklin
• "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
• "We have the best Congress that money can buy." Will Rogers
• "Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt." Dr. Samuel Johnson
• "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." Albert Einstein
• "As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue." Albert Einstein
• "No one gossips about other people's secret virtues." Bertrand Russell
• "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." H. L. Mencken
• "It is hard to tell if a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place." H. L. Mencken
• "Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation." Henry Ward Beecher
• "To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while." Josh Billings
• "There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together." Josh Billings
• "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment." Jim Rohn
• "We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment." Jim Rohn
• "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." Winston Churchill
• "Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." Abraham Lincoln
• "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." Elbert Hubbard
• "Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality; they discourse like angels, but they live like men." Dr. Samuel Johnson
• "Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please." Benjamin Franklin
• "Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better." George Santayana
• "A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book." Irish Proverb
• "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill
• "Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never." Albert Camus
• "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." Woody Allen
• "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." Jimmy Durante

Favorite Quotes

• "Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved." Helen Keller
• "Fear God, and your enemies will fear you." Benjamin Franklin
• "Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure." Benjamin Franklin
• "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
• "We have the best Congress that money can buy." Will Rogers
• "Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt." Dr. Samuel Johnson
• "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." Albert Einstein
• "As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue." Albert Einstein
• "No one gossips about other people's secret virtues." Bertrand Russell
• "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." H. L. Mencken
• "It is hard to tell if a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place." H. L. Mencken
• "Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation." Henry Ward Beecher
• "To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while." Josh Billings
• "There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together." Josh Billings
• "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment." Jim Rohn
• "We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment." Jim Rohn
• "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." Winston Churchill
• "Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." Abraham Lincoln
• "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." Elbert Hubbard
• "Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality; they discourse like angels, but they live like men." Dr. Samuel Johnson
• "Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please." Benjamin Franklin
• "Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better." George Santayana
• "A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book." Irish Proverb
• "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill
• "Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never." Albert Camus
• "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." Woody Allen
• "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." Jimmy Durante